You know.....I am wondering if the snow fall in Frisco yesterday now grants me a certain inalienable right to slap Al Gore upside in his Huge Global Warming Noggin the next time I see him. I mean, shouldn't that allow me one free "slap the looney" card? Snowing in Texas in March, are you kidding me? Global warming......please??????? I have seen it all.
Just think,
50 ,
30 , ok...ok...10 loooooooooong years ago, Lori and I were planning our outside wedding for this exact month. Do you think snow ever crossed our minds? Do you think that we ever asked the Arboretum coordinator for her "Snow Contingency Plan"? She would have laughed us right out of the building. No, I take that back, now that I remember her, I do not believe that laughter was an expression that she was familiar with. No, now that I remember what she was like, she would have "frowned and complained" us right out of the building. Oh yes that's her......she had a gift.
Anyway, before I fainted from the surprise, I was able to snap a picture of the snow fall. Here it is in all it's glory.
Now that I have documented evidence of snowfall in Texas in March, I have set my sights on UFO's, Bigfoot, and Flying Pigs. Stay tuned for the unprecendeted, earth-shattering photos to follow.
William
P.S. Al..... if you happen to be reading this, you have my permission to use the above picture for you next book, "An Irrelevant Truth"
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